January 2011
82 posts
“The National Rifle Association says that, “Guns don’t kill people, uh, people...”
– Eddie Izzard (via napjeeper)
I love Eddie Izzard. Dress to Kill is one of my favorite standups.
anchorheart:
angrywithrage:
michaelgira:
I mean why would I want to watch a film whose most memorable quote is “how does one suck a fuck”
i agree
it doesn’t look very good to me and i will probably never watch it
i know i use the phrase subpar a lot but
seriously donnie darko is ‘hole in one’ category
that’s not a good thing
people who think the best thing in Donnie Darko is that...
Okay so Shutter Island sucked
boygenny:
but the ending was actually pretty sweet — I like Teddy as a character a whole lot more
unfollowed
“When my husband died, because he was so famous and known for not being a...”
– Ann Druyan, talking about her dead husband Carl Sagan (via fuckyeahexistentialism, savagemike) (via havissard) (via bigwordsexciteme) (via idostuff)
Watchherooftheproletariat:
Video: Coin Scam Exploits 9/11
THANK YOU. So glad someone is paying attention to this bullshit and exposing this incredibly disgusting fraud. God help the ignorant, retarded people who actually pay for this. Same people who go McDonalds six times a week.
“.999 pure ground zero recovery silver content”
Not that I have ever trusted any of those ridiculous TV coin ads, but...
The Facebook setting you should change as quickly... →
Oh hey, people can steal my account unless I change something that they haven’t implemented yet! Fantastic.
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2011-1-23) →
Efterklang (33)
The Cure (25)
James Horner (18)
Isis (14)
SPC ECO (12)
Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz
supermattcook-deactivated201201 asked: Why does everyone think I'm already in college @_@
WatchBrian Regan - Reading the News
“I wanna learn! I wanna be a learner of things!”
The United States of Shame. →
What should each state be ashamed of?
amerifunk:
highlight of my day:
playing lord of the rings / star wars jeopardy in heroic lit and come final jeopardy telling my team to trust me and bet it all
then knowing what the name of gandalf’s sword is and thus devouring the competition
i’m such a catch
Glamdring
now gimme a hard one
It was 2 degrees Fahrenheit here today.
But I just keep looking on the bright side: it can only get warmer from here. (Hopefully.)
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2011-1-16) →
Cocoon (42)
Maps & Atlases (37)
Isis (22)
Clap Your Hands Say Yeah (22)
Crippled Black Phoenix (18)
Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz
anchorheart:
Wipeout is MXC with none of the funny parts
The 50 Most Loathsome Americans of 2010 →
bensgrabbag:
Their #1 is spot-on.
Very well done. Except he completely misunderstood what happened in the Lost finale and insults it for no good reason.
United States ex rel. Gerald Mayo v. Satan and His...
thelegal:
Plaintiff … alleges that Satan has on numerous occasions caused plaintiff misery and unwarranted threats, against the will of the plaintiff, that Satan has placed deliberate obstacles in his path and caused the plaintiff’s downfall.
Plaintiff alleges that by reason of these acts Satan has deprived him of his constitutional rights.
[ … ]
We question whether plaintiff may obtain...
I'm not sure how to feel about this.
I realized earlier today that I know completely by heart the lyrics to both Gangsta’s and Amish Paradise.
Pride? Shame? Help me out here.
Has anyone else noticed...
That the jackasses who continually edge forward at red lights are always the slowest off the line when it turns green?
I'm single for the first time in 15 months.
Not only am I completely unsure if I did the right thing, but I have no idea how to live and do things without that person being involved.
This has been my annual personal blog post.
The face of Americans who shouldn't own guns →
herp derp
