There is no cure, only reprieve.

This blog is what happens when your average, dorky white guy gets bored on the internet.

I find things I like/hate/find interesting somehow, then I share them with you. Neat, huh?
Tue Dec 15

The finale of the first season of Carnivàle. I miss this show every day, this is 6 of the best minutes ever filmed for television.

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Das beard.

Before I shave it off tomorrow, I want to have some fun. Anyone have any suggestions for stupid facial hair creations I should try?

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Beardcember is in full effect. What started as a finals beard has grown into a monster; I haven’t shaved since Thanksgiving day. Last final is on Thursday, but I know it can’t last that long… the girlfriend’s birthday was today and I really screwed that up, so I’m going to surprise her and shave it off tomorrow before I see her again.

Beardcember is in full effect. What started as a finals beard has grown into a monster; I haven’t shaved since Thanksgiving day. Last final is on Thursday, but I know it can’t last that long… the girlfriend’s birthday was today and I really screwed that up, so I’m going to surprise her and shave it off tomorrow before I see her again.

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amyyy: Steve’s reaction to this. Last 2 lines = best I really kinda hate our culture.

amyyy:

Steve’s reaction to this.

Last 2 lines = best

I really kinda hate our culture.

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4eggsample: (via ilovecharts) Not too shabby, Mr. Freeman. Reblogging for my favorite actor of all time.

4eggsample:

(via ilovecharts)

Not too shabby, Mr. Freeman.

Reblogging for my favorite actor of all time.

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Mon Dec 14
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2009-12-13)
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Sun Dec 13

My hometown (and place of current residence) was on national news for the recent snowstorm. Yeah, we rule. I love the siren in the background, I’ve been listening to that thing for 26 years.

I also love the Weather Channel pansy who can’t handle the gusts. Go back to San Diego, sally.

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tmitmi: allcreatures: (via calicofrogs) Is it bad that I can’t stop laughing?

tmitmi:

allcreatures:

(via calicofrogs)

Is it bad that I can’t stop laughing?

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Sat Dec 12
…and I helped. I think this is the first time I’ve decorated a tree in the past 8 or 9 years.

…and I helped. I think this is the first time I’ve decorated a tree in the past 8 or 9 years.

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Fri Dec 11
Note to anonymous, dreadlocked school shuttle denizen: I don’t give a damn about your fashion statement, your personal style or your sense of uniqueness. YOU SMELL LIKE A DONKEY’S ASSHOLE. Just thought you should know.

Note to anonymous, dreadlocked school shuttle denizen: I don’t give a damn about your fashion statement, your personal style or your sense of uniqueness. YOU SMELL LIKE A DONKEY’S ASSHOLE.

Just thought you should know.

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4eggsample:

New Moon in a Minute

This is a video I can get behind. I refuse to watch that garbage.

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Tue Dec 8
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2009-12-6)
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Mon Dec 7

A buddy of mine in India shared this with me. 1:40 had me in tears.

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Another "quirk" of the English language that pisses me off:

Did you ever notice that every time someone says “it goes without saying,” it is immediately followed by the thought you supposedly didn’t need to hear?

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Here's all you have to know about men and women: women are crazy, men are stupid. And the main reason women are crazy, is that men are stupid.

phatlip:

jaelasoul:

- George Carlin

Heh. I’ll take that.

Ol’ George never did tell a lie.

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